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    The President's got the blues
    From watchin' the TV news
    Enraged by a press that's independent
    He plots his revenge against the First Amendment
    With the First Lady locked in a gilded tower
    He's dreamin' about a Russian golden shower
    and his tweets get crazier by the hour
    The President's got the blues

    The President can't relate
    To the members of the Fourth Estate
    When reality hacks, he's got alternative facts
    And allegations of wiretaps
    Screamin' at the news in his silk pajamas
    He's tweetin' out some serious propaganda
    For the Russian bear and the Chinese panda
    The President can't relate

    Bring all the kids go get Grandma!
    It's time to watch the White House Daytime Drama
    A new scandal in every episode
    The Great American Reality Show

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    The President gets his views
    From the purveyors of the 'alt-right' news?
    Before signing another executive order
    Repealing your health care and sealing the border
    Condemning the work of the EPA and the FBI and the CIA
    Then heads to the Golf Course and calls it a day
    The President gets his views

    Bring all the kids go get Grandma!
    It's time to watch the White House Daytime Drama
    A new scandal in every episode
    The Great American Reality Show

    Bring all the kids, go get Grandma!
    It's time to watch the White House Daytime Drama
    Fear and loathing in every episode
    The Great American Reality Show
    The Great American Reality Show

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